3DD NC

[Beebs]

I like the "Ohhhhhhhh...."

[4sooner]

X3 ^^^^^

I love "Ohhhh" at the end.

[The Black Canary]

a brazilian!! i've never had the guts.

You just lay on the table nekkid from the waiste down, while someone you don't know yet, handles every little crease and creavis of your naughty bits. Whilst causing you unbelievable pain!!!! Then you hear roll over and hold them open, cause it is not like the dentist "open wide" But you get used to the pain after a few visits.

Hey when I am really being lazy I pull out the beard trimmer and have at it. But you still need a really good hand razor to get that close tight shave.

[littlemamma]

Because no vehicle brand says LM like Hummer.

I guess my reputation precedes me!
nothing says "welcome back" like some vehicle advice from a guy who's car I don't even remember due to Makers and Slobberbone

Nothing says "Welcome to my home and gardens" like a gnome taking a crap.

The place of my former residence, has a butt picking gargoyle in the backyard given to the former lady of the house by her former mother in law back when she was "present". Maybe was a clue...get out!!!!


oh and this new job rocks!! I've got sand in my bra and money to finance my rock show habits

i miss y'all too! holy fuckballs!!!

[The Black Canary]

12 Things PMS Stands For
1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4. Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweatpants

10. Plainly; Men Suck

11. Pack My Stuff

and my favorite one:

12. Potential Murder Suspect


Oh and to LM I was crossing the street today and out of no where came the term Fckballs, thank you it was very appropriate for the moment.

[Tequila Cowboy]

The place of my former residence, has a butt picking gargoyle in the backyard given to the former lady of the house by her former mother in law back when she was "present". Maybe was a clue...get out!!!!

LM, I'm not sure if it was a message or omen or what, but although I know you relish in the weird like most folks around here, I can't really see you coexisting with a butt picking gargoyle. Just doesn't seem right.

[Fool No Where]

roll over and hold them open

SO WWOP

[Fool No Where]

My grass is mighty long, but way too wet to cut. Probably won't get to it until Saturday

My mower died right after I started cutting least night. I had to get dressed, cuz everyone knows I mow in a banana hammock, and go buy a new mower. Luckily, Blowes had a sale on Troy Bilts. My property is pretty flat - I might have a .00001% grade in the front, so I opted for a push mower for $199. I'd been mowing with a propelled mower for 12 years but had no idea how much easier that made doing the job. I guess that's why it was $199.

[Steve French]

My grass is mighty long, but way too wet to cut. Probably won't get to it until Saturday

My mower died right after I started cutting least night. I had to get dressed, cuz everyone knows I mow in a banana hammock, and go buy a new mower. Luckily, Blowes had a sale on Troy Bilts. My property is pretty flat - I might have a .00001% grade in the front, so I opted for a push mower for $199. I'd been mowing with a propelled mower for 12 years but had no idea how much easier that made doing the job. I guess that's why it was $199.

You probably need BC to come on over and give it a trim. Seems like she's the expert.

[Steve French]

Morning, NC. Hope everyone is well. Rainy day here in northern Illinois, 2.5" so far another couple on the way. Glad I live on a hill. Every time the thunder claps the dog lies on my feet. Poor girl is not digging it.

We haven't seen the sun in 4 days. My grass is mighty long, but way too wet to cut. Probably won't get to it until Saturday

Its May and we are getting BEAUTIFUL days. no wind, warm, sunny blue skys. It cant last....

[The Black Canary]

My grass is mighty long, but way too wet to cut. Probably won't get to it until Saturday

My mower died right after I started cutting least night. I had to get dressed, cuz everyone knows I mow in a banana hammock, and go buy a new mower. Luckily, Blowes had a sale on Troy Bilts. My property is pretty flat - I might have a .00001% grade in the front, so I opted for a push mower for $199. I'd been mowing with a propelled mower for 12 years but had no idea how much easier that made doing the job. I guess that's why it was $199.

You probably need BC to come on over and give it a trim. Seems like she's the expert.

Trimming bushes and mowing lawns I have been doing for years, that is why I pay to have the lawn and bushes done by a guy

[Steve French]

lets start a band!

[LuthierJustin]

lets start a band!

Hedge Clipper, opening for Bush Trimmer all summer

[Steve French]

[Tequila Cowboy]

Reminds me of Wacky Packs when I was a kid. Here are some in key chain form:

[littlemamma]

Garbage Pail Kids!!!!
Beth Death!
Rock E. Horror
Yichhy Mickey!

[littlemamma]

Ok, so I have a game. play, or don't. I'm nothing if not enthusiastic. Name a 3dd member as a riddle ie "It's a good thing that they built a wall around you"=Zip City
or
"boston good ol boy"=beantownbubba.

I dunno, just for fun

[Tequila Cowboy]

Ok, so I have a game. play, or don't. I'm nothing if not enthusiastic. Name a 3dd member as a riddle ie "It's a good thing that they built a wall around you"=Zip City
or
"boston good ol boy"=beantownbubba.

I dunno, just for fun

Hmm you took easy ones as examples. Have to think...


OK, "In his halls he often wondered"

[littlemamma]

I'll play my own game
Cortez...what a killer.

and I'll say:
Classic 9B tee shirt, and northern california beer afficionado

[Beebs]

Evenin' nc

[cortez the killer]

I'll play my own game
Cortez...what a killer.

and I'll say:
Classic 9B tee shirt, and northern california beer afficionado

Yup.

what would cooley do?

Opposite of "Big Papi."

[Tequila Cowboy]

Howdy Beebs. How are things? Little one all good?

[Tequila Cowboy]

Consumer of cultivated product of tuberous crop.

[littlemamma]

Potato Eater!!!!

Hi CTK and Beeble!!!

I feel like eating skittles on top of a rainbow with a lizard or some shit.

next up:
he destroys shit

[Beebs]

Howdy Beebs. How are things? Little one all good?

Little one is spectacular, thanks. A giggly, puking ball of endless entertainment.

[Steve French]

Potato Eater!!!!

Hi CTK and Beeble!!!

I feel like eating skittles on top of a rainbow with a lizard or some shit.

next up:
he destroys shit

uh, wrekkr

[Steve French]

I'll play:

cunning linguist, coiner of words

[littlemamma]

oh man. oh ho ho man.
where to start.

[cortez the killer]

Hi CTK

Hi.

[Tequila Cowboy]

Lincoln adorned street lacking a median or shoulder.