I Am Asshole, Hear Me Shart

Post by **Tequila Cowboy** » Tue Feb 03, 2015 5:42 pm

So I thought about putting this in the WTF thread, then maybe the Other Sports thread but then I realize we really need a thread to recognize the special jackasses, those for whom douchebag is really a compliment. This thread is for those folks, the rotten, the horrible yes this one is for The Assholes and who better to start this thread with? Yep, you guessed it.

Cops: Lance Armstrong Hit Two Parked Cars, Girlfriend Took Blame

Duke Silver · Post by **Duke Silver** » Tue Feb 03, 2015 5:43 pm

Yeesh, the ball on that guy.

Clams · Post by **Clams** » Tue Feb 03, 2015 5:52 pm

Tequila Cowboy wrote:Cops: Lance Armstrong Hit Two Parked Cars, Girlfriend Took Blame

That's surprising, he's usually such a stand-up guy.

John A Arkansawyer · Post by **John A Arkansawyer** » Tue Feb 03, 2015 5:59 pm

Duke Silver wrote:Yeesh, the ball on that guy.

Wolf · Post by **Wolf** » Tue Feb 03, 2015 6:12 pm

he be a pretentious asshole

Flea · Post by **Flea** » Tue Feb 03, 2015 8:52 pm

Tequila Cowboy wrote:So I thought about putting this in the WTF thread, then maybe the Other Sports thread but then I realize we really need a thread to recognize the special jackasses, those for whom douchebag is really a compliment. This thread is for those folks, the rotten, the horrible yes this one is for The Assholes and who better to start this thread with? Yep, you guessed it.

Cops: Lance Armstrong Hit Two Parked Cars, Girlfriend Took Blame

Didn't he recently admit in an interview that, if faced with the same choices regarding PEDs & anabolic steroids, he would do it all again?

Post by **Tequila Cowboy** » Tue Feb 03, 2015 9:00 pm

Yes, yes he did. He could be asshole of the decade.

beantownbubba · Post by **beantownbubba** » Tue Feb 03, 2015 10:17 pm

Had basically all of the above thoughts when I first read about this. Particularly about the magnitude of his assholicness and the amazing consistency of [lack of] character it reveals.

This guy makes my stomach turn.

Wolf · Post by **Wolf** » Tue Feb 03, 2015 10:37 pm

at least he banged sheryl crowe. better than nothin

beantownbubba · Post by **beantownbubba** » Wed Feb 04, 2015 1:52 am

Wolf wrote:at least he banged sheryl crowe. better than nothin

I don't think Lance has a problem getting laid. OTOH, as I remember, he did abandon Ms. Crow as soon as she got cancer. Because, you know, that's just the kind of guy he is.

Post by **Tequila Cowboy** » Wed Feb 04, 2015 6:04 am

beantownbubba wrote:
Wolf wrote:at least he banged sheryl crowe. better than nothin

I don't think Lance has a problem getting laid. OTOH, as I remember, he did abandon Ms. Crow as soon as she got cancer. Because, you know, that's just the kind of guy he is.

Yes, as soon as she got cancer and on the same day that their papers to adopt came through. Because that's what you call standing up. She beat the disease and adopted the child on her own. I think I actually became a fan of hers after that. Armstrong can rot in hell.

Post by **Tequila Cowboy** » Wed Feb 04, 2015 6:10 am

This man also belongs in our new club here

Anti-Vaccine Doctor: I Don't Care If My Kids Make Others Gravely Sick

John A Arkansawyer · Post by **John A Arkansawyer** » Wed Feb 04, 2015 7:22 am

Tequila Cowboy wrote:This man also belongs in our new club here

Anti-Vaccine Doctor: I Don't Care If My Kids Make Others Gravely Sick

This guy...this guy reminds me there are worse things in the world than happy ignorant disease-speading hippies.

sg207 · Post by **sg207** » Wed Feb 04, 2015 9:36 am

Duke Silver wrote:Yeesh, the ball on that guy.

Ha! Love it!

Rocky · Post by **Rocky** » Wed Feb 04, 2015 9:57 am

If you used to think Lance Armstrong was a great guy, don't feel bad. He fooled a lot of people - not just you.

If you still think Lance Armstrong is a great guy...... Uhhhh.....

dbtfan4life · Post by **dbtfan4life** » Wed Feb 04, 2015 10:24 am

Fuck Lance Armstrong

phungi · Post by **phungi** » Wed Feb 04, 2015 11:35 am

Perhaps better suited for the "only in Philadelphia" thread, but this guy embezzled $40k, killed his boss when she was on her way to report him, then acted as though he were a concerned individual even to the point that he called her out of concern when she was missing

Alleged bus-stop killer continued charade after crime, police say

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