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Someone On a British Airways Plane Took a Shit So Bad That It Had to Turn Around and Come Back Again
(the plane, not the shit)
No suggestion that this particular airplane is currently weighed down with shit. It's just a photo of an airplane.
(the plane, not the shit)
No suggestion that this particular airplane is currently weighed down with shit. It's just a photo of an airplane.
The sooner we put those assholes in the grave&piss on the dirt above it, the better off we'll be
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^^^Probably just someone who was emptying his colostomy bag when they hit turbulence. Was Clams flying that plane?
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I don't know, man. That'd have to be a pretty big bag. Did you notice that long brown trail of ooze leaking out from under the plane, by the stairwell? You'd hope the TSA would've checked that out. I hope so. I mean, I sure like to think of them giving it a careful and close-up examination.Markalanbishop wrote:^^^Probably just someone who was emptying his colostomy bag when they hit turbulence. Was Clams flying that plane?
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I'm sorry. Well, no, I ain't sorry.
We call him Scooby Do, but Scooby doesn’t do. Scooby, is not involved
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Tequila Cowboy wrote:
I'm sorry. Well, no, I ain't sorry.
$50 says he's a kiddie diddler.
Now it's dark.
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The sooner we put those assholes in the grave&piss on the dirt above it, the better off we'll be
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And I knew when I woke up Rock N Roll would be here forever
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Yummy!
Recipe for Raw Placenta Smoothie
This recipe gives a new mother an enjoyable post-birth revitalising fruit drink packed with her body’s own uniquely designed healing nutrients AND IT TASTES GREAT!
■approximately 3 inch round piece of raw placenta
■1 organic banana
■1 punnet of organic berries (raspberries, blackberries or strawberries)
■(optional) Small handful of rehydrated goji berries (soak berries for 5 minutes in boiled water, then drain) GREAT FOR BOOSTING IMMUNE SYSTEMS WEAKENED BY A MORE DIFFICULT OR LONG LABOUR AND AFTER INTERVENSION OR C-SECTION BIRTHS
Blend fruits and add 50-150ml of water until smoothie is a drinkable consistency – serve immediately and should be consumed within 1 hour.
https://www.placentanetwork.com/placenta-smoothies/
Recipe for Raw Placenta Smoothie
This recipe gives a new mother an enjoyable post-birth revitalising fruit drink packed with her body’s own uniquely designed healing nutrients AND IT TASTES GREAT!
■approximately 3 inch round piece of raw placenta
■1 organic banana
■1 punnet of organic berries (raspberries, blackberries or strawberries)
■(optional) Small handful of rehydrated goji berries (soak berries for 5 minutes in boiled water, then drain) GREAT FOR BOOSTING IMMUNE SYSTEMS WEAKENED BY A MORE DIFFICULT OR LONG LABOUR AND AFTER INTERVENSION OR C-SECTION BIRTHS
Blend fruits and add 50-150ml of water until smoothie is a drinkable consistency – serve immediately and should be consumed within 1 hour.
https://www.placentanetwork.com/placenta-smoothies/
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Ewwwww! Everyone knows placentas are best braised with a light brush of butter, preferably made from mother's milk.Markalanbishop wrote:Yummy!
Recipe for Raw Placenta Smoothie
Father's milk is not an acceptable alternative, although some disagree.
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I think I've found my avatar:
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I probably shouldn't have posted that, I guess. Let me make up for it:
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It's like if The Onion weren't so afraid of Going Too Far and so worried about Making Sense:
Elian Gonzalez Describes Perfect American Tits
Elian Gonzalez Describes Perfect American Tits
Republicans believe that Elian’s outreach, especially to the areola, will strengthen their support among American women.
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Obama Orders Homosexual Chemtrail Missions Over Indiana Day After “Religious Freedom Bill” Passed
Obama administration sanctioned Homosexual chemtrail missions are being flown over Indiana. Reports of homosexual outbreaks have increased since 0657 Eastern time. It remains unconfirmed if the plane pictured is Air Force One itself flying over Indiana and leaking homosexual-inducing chemtrails on the male population.
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Naked Florida Woman Stops Traffic, Pleasures Self, Jumps On Lexus, Gets Arrested
"Honey, there's a woman masturbating on the hood."
"Yes, dear I know"
"Honey, there's a woman masturbating on the hood."
"Yes, dear I know"
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^^^ Ah Florida, home sweet home. Found this too--probably changing my username to "Markus Q. Bishop" soon.
A local church that has been hosting naked paint parties and slumber-party Sundays with the “sexiest ladies on the beach” will now have to pay taxes on the property as officers investigate the church’s practices, authorities said Tuesday. Owned by Markus Q. Bishop, former pastor of Faith Christian Family Church, officials said the club has been engaging in activities unbefitting of a church.
http://www.newsherald.com/spring-break/ ... 8871?tc=cr
A local church that has been hosting naked paint parties and slumber-party Sundays with the “sexiest ladies on the beach” will now have to pay taxes on the property as officers investigate the church’s practices, authorities said Tuesday. Owned by Markus Q. Bishop, former pastor of Faith Christian Family Church, officials said the club has been engaging in activities unbefitting of a church.
http://www.newsherald.com/spring-break/ ... 8871?tc=cr
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Hey TC, what do you think the fallout will be with Dan Bernstein's Twitter scandal? You following this at all?
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Yep, followed it from the beginning. The station has flatly stated that they will not suspend him. There are rumors that 3 employees quit over the decision. I'm guessing it dies down unless Comcast Sports Net demands more. They have as of now cancelled all appearances by Score personalities. I've always enjoyed listening to Bernstein but he was ridiculously stupid. You can't be the moral police and then do that. Here's the thing though Boers and Bernstein just became the first Score show to crack the top 10 in drive time. Money talks I suppose.Duke Silver wrote:Hey TC, what do you think the fallout will be with Dan Bernstein's Twitter scandal? You following this at all?
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last day at old job.
first day at new job tomorrow.
after 22 years here I have NO IDEA what I am doing. Or if its a good idea. but fuck it, why die wondering.
Also, whoever put me on to Lee Bains III I owe you one.
first day at new job tomorrow.
after 22 years here I have NO IDEA what I am doing. Or if its a good idea. but fuck it, why die wondering.
Also, whoever put me on to Lee Bains III I owe you one.
I've never taken a pissbreak during a DBT show but if I had it would have been during Dancing Ricky.
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Steve French wrote:last day at old job.
first day at new job tomorrow.
after 22 years here I have NO IDEA what I am doing. Or if its a good idea. but fuck it, why die wondering.
Also, whoever put me on to Lee Bains III I owe you one.
Good luck!
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To men of stout hearts who heed the call of adventure!Tequila Cowboy wrote:Steve French wrote:last day at old job.
first day at new job tomorrow.
after 22 years here I have NO IDEA what I am doing. Or if its a good idea. but fuck it, why die wondering.
Also, whoever put me on to Lee Bains III I owe you one.
Good luck!
Good luck French.
And come around more often, will ya?
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I have lived in Florida for almost 25 years and a naked woman has never jumped on my car and started masturbatng. Not one damn time.Tequila Cowboy wrote:Naked Florida Woman Stops Traffic, Pleasures Self, Jumps On Lexus, Gets Arrested
"Honey, there's a woman masturbating on the hood."
"Yes, dear I know"
Looks like a bunch of little whiny fucksticks to me
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It's not them, it's you.Gator McKlusky wrote:I have lived in Florida for almost 25 years and a naked woman has never jumped on my car and started masturbatng. Not one damn time.Tequila Cowboy wrote:Naked Florida Woman Stops Traffic, Pleasures Self, Jumps On Lexus, Gets Arrested
"Honey, there's a woman masturbating on the hood."
"Yes, dear I know"
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Good luck!! Here's hoping it turns out to be the best decision you've ever made.Steve French wrote:last day at old job.
first day at new job tomorrow.
after 22 years here I have NO IDEA what I am doing. Or if its a good idea. but fuck it, why die wondering.
Also, whoever put me on to Lee Bains III I owe you one.
All opinions and commentary in my posts are solely my own and are made in my personal capacity.
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In the end, most changes are for the better. Good luck Stevie French.beantownbubba wrote:Good luck!! Here's hoping it turns out to be the best decision you've ever made.Steve French wrote:last day at old job.
first day at new job tomorrow.
after 22 years here I have NO IDEA what I am doing. Or if its a good idea. but fuck it, why die wondering.
Also, whoever put me on to Lee Bains III I owe you one.
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