DBT Tracks #65- "Your Woman is A Living Thing"
Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 2:07 pm
I'm not going to be around around a computer Monday. So, I give you this: Cooley's inspirational wisdom on women and chickens-
"Your Woman is A Living Thing" ***
"I'd love for y'all to sit down,
just take a few minutes to enjoy yourself.
I mean. I mean, enjoy yourself!
Don't look left. Don't look right.
Don't even look straight ahead with your eyes open;
Just sit there and enjoy yourself.
Ohh... yeah...
We come to this point in the song where we like to talk to you for a little while.
Well I was over there at the hotel earlier, and I was talking to myself and somebody walked in.
Well shit, she didn't speak no English,
and it ain't like it mattered none.
So i just kept talking to myself.
She got this horrified look on her face...
And I said, "what the hell?"
And she said, well hell, I don't know what she said,
cause i don't speak Spanish.
Let's say the chicken plant is closed. Lord have mercy.
I don't know what that's going to do to my hens.
I ain't got so many bills to make up I can employ all these people.
Well I guess there's chickens need pluckin' somewhere else.
I Just keep pluckin' them and pluckin' them and pluckin' them,
til I can't plunk no more.
Then, throw 'em in the grease.
(Keep pluckin', Keep pluckin')
Haha...
It's like the chicken wouldn't ever there:
It don't end up like a chicken no more.
(Keep pluckin', keep pluckin')
You put a...
You put a little bit of black beans on the side of the motherfucker.
Shiiiit...
It ain't even like it was a living' thing.
That's what you do to your women boys, that how you do your women-
You think you can put some beans on the side of 'em
and a little bit of rice,
and it ain't even no damn living thing no more.
Like I'm gonna tell you boy:
your woman is a living thing
and anything on the side of it you want to do or top or the bottom or the side and its still living.
see y'all just get over here and come with me....
***lyrics are taken from the house music at the 2-26-10 gig and may not be completely accurate
"Your Woman is A Living Thing" ***
"I'd love for y'all to sit down,
just take a few minutes to enjoy yourself.
I mean. I mean, enjoy yourself!
Don't look left. Don't look right.
Don't even look straight ahead with your eyes open;
Just sit there and enjoy yourself.
Ohh... yeah...
We come to this point in the song where we like to talk to you for a little while.
Well I was over there at the hotel earlier, and I was talking to myself and somebody walked in.
Well shit, she didn't speak no English,
and it ain't like it mattered none.
So i just kept talking to myself.
She got this horrified look on her face...
And I said, "what the hell?"
And she said, well hell, I don't know what she said,
cause i don't speak Spanish.
Let's say the chicken plant is closed. Lord have mercy.
I don't know what that's going to do to my hens.
I ain't got so many bills to make up I can employ all these people.
Well I guess there's chickens need pluckin' somewhere else.
I Just keep pluckin' them and pluckin' them and pluckin' them,
til I can't plunk no more.
Then, throw 'em in the grease.
(Keep pluckin', Keep pluckin')
Haha...
It's like the chicken wouldn't ever there:
It don't end up like a chicken no more.
(Keep pluckin', keep pluckin')
You put a...
You put a little bit of black beans on the side of the motherfucker.
Shiiiit...
It ain't even like it was a living' thing.
That's what you do to your women boys, that how you do your women-
You think you can put some beans on the side of 'em
and a little bit of rice,
and it ain't even no damn living thing no more.
Like I'm gonna tell you boy:
your woman is a living thing
and anything on the side of it you want to do or top or the bottom or the side and its still living.
see y'all just get over here and come with me....
***lyrics are taken from the house music at the 2-26-10 gig and may not be completely accurate
